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Wael kfoury vegas concert 2007 |
| wael kfoury concert vegas 2007 |
| Date: 2008-08-31 10:39:05 - Added by: Guest |
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Amr Diab Paris Las Vegas |
| Amr Diab Paris Las Vegas |
| Date: 2008-08-31 10:37:41 - Added by: Guest |
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FARES KARAM @ the GREENFIELD MANOR DEARBORN, Michigan |
| FARES KAREM JULY 1, 2007 DETROIT TOUR |
| Date: 2008-08-31 10:36:08 - Added by: Guest |
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President George W. Bush, Hu's on First? |
| Classic BushFunniest thing i have ever seen. Who is the new leader of China?? Hu Jintao. hehe. Condoleezza Rice might have something to say about that. Coffee?Let's Learn English!Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.George B. : - Good, send her in.Secretary: - Yessir.(Hangs up. Condi enters.)Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?Condoleeza : - Yes.George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.Condoleeza : - Hu.George B. : - The guy in China.Condoleeza : - Hu.George B. : - The new leader of China.Condoleeza : - Hu.George B. : - The Chinaman!Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.George B. : - That's who's name?Condoleeza : - Yes.(Pause.)George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.Condoleeza : - That's correct.George B. : - Then who is in China?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir is in China?Condoleeza : - No, sir.George B. : - Then who is?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir?Condoleeza : - No, sir.(Pause. Crumples paper)George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?George B. : - No.Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.Condoleeza : - Kofi?George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?Condoleeza : - And call who?George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.Condoleeza : - Kofi.George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.This is the Perfect Abbott & Costello Routine. |
| Date: 2008-08-30 11:58:03 - Added by: Guest |
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Noor Famous Series - Jordanian Slang !!!!!! |
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| Date: 2008-08-30 00:40:06 - Added by: Guest |
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5 minutes introduction to islam |
| For more information about Islam please visit:http://www.islamreligion.com/http://www.shareislam.com/http://www.miraclesofthequran.com/orhttp://www.islam-guide.com/more info on The prophet Muhammad please visit:http://www.islamway.com/mohammad/http://www.prophetofislam.com/http://www.rasoulallah.net/index_engl... Why Islam? "From a Muslim convert to all seekers of truth." By Laurence B. Brown, MDLet's talk frankly. Almost never do non-Muslims study Islam until they have first exhausted the religions of their exposure. Only after they have grown dissatisfied with the religions familiar to them, meaning Judaism, Christianity and all the fashionable "-isms"—Buddhism, Taoism, Hinduism (and, as my young daughter once added, "tourism")—do they consider Islam.Perhaps other religions do not answer the big questions of life, such as "Who made us?" and "Why are we here?" Perhaps other religions do not reconcile the injustices of life with a fair and just Creator. Perhaps we find hypocrisy in the clergy, untenable tenets of faith in the canon, or corruption in the scripture. Whatever the reason, we perceive shortcomings in the religions of our exposure, and look elsewhere. And the ultimate "elsewhere" is Islam.Now, Muslims would not like to hear me say that Islam is the "ultimate elsewhere." But it is. Despite the fact that Muslims comprise one-fourth to one-fifth of the world's population, non-Muslim media smears Islam with such horrible slanders that few non-Muslims view the religion in a positive light. Hence, it is normally the last religion seekers investigate.Another problem is that by the time non-Muslims examine Islam, other religions have typically heightened their skepticism: If every "God-given" scripture we have ever seen is corrupt, how can the Islamic scripture be different? If charlatans have manipulated religions to suit their desires, how can we imagine the same not to have happened with Islam?The answer can be given in a few lines, but takes books to explain. The short answer is this: There is a God. He is fair and just, and He wants us to achieve the reward of paradise. However, God has placed us in this worldly life as a test, to weed out the worthy from the unworthy. And we will be lost if left to our own devices. Why? Because we don't know what He wants from us. We can't navigate the twists and turns of this life without His guidance, and hence, He has given us guidance in the form of revelation.Sure, previous religions have been corrupted, and that is why we have a chain of revelation. Ask yourself: why would God send another revelation if the preceding scriptures were still pure? Only if preceding scriptures were corrupted would God need to send another revelation, to keep mankind on the straight path of His design.So we should expect preceding scriptures to be corrupted, and we should expect the final revelation to be pure and unadulterated. If impure, it too is due to be replaced, for we cannot imagine a loving God leaving us astray. What we can imagine is God giving us a scripture, and men corrupting it; God giving us another scripture, and men corrupting it again ... and again, and again. Until God sends a final revelation He promises to preserve until the end of time.Muslims consider this final revelation to be the Holy Quran. You consider it ... worth looking into. So let us return to the title of this article: Why Islam? Why should we believe that Islam is the religion of truth, the religion that possesses the pure and final revelation?"Oh, just trust me."Now, how many times have you heard that line? A famous comedian used to joke that people of different cities cuss one another out in different ways. In Chicago, they cuss a person out this way, in Los Angeles they cuss a person out that way, but in New York they just say, "Trust me."So don't trust me—trust our Creator. Read the Quran, read books and study good websites. But whatever you do, get started, take it seriously, and pray for our Creator to guide you.Your life may not depend on it, but your soul most definitely does.********************************************5 minutes introduction to islam.For more information please visit:http://www.islam-guide.com/orhttp://www.shareislam.com/PeAcE |
| Date: 2008-08-28 16:45:37 - Added by: Guest |
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Allah Made Me Funny - Azeem 2/2 |
| Some muslim and Islamic humour to spread the love and break the stereotypes that Muslims never smile, or laughing is forbidden in Islam, lol. |
| Date: 2008-08-28 16:44:07 - Added by: Guest |
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Allah Made Me Funny - Azhar Usman 2/2 |
| Muslim Comedian Azhar Usman doing his thing. Really funny guy man, have a good time laughing about your religion and some of the funny aspects of being a muslim.Just spreading the love and breaking the stereotype of muslims not smiling and laughing being forbidden in Islam, lol. |
| Date: 2008-08-28 16:30:34 - Added by: Guest |
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Allah Made Me Funny - Azhar Usman 1/2 |
| Comedy - Azhar Usman. Musilim Comedian - enjoy this guy - he is very funny. |
| Date: 2008-08-28 16:22:25 - Added by: Guest |
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CAIR-NY Encourages Muslim Voters |
| Islamic Group Encourages Muslim VotersBy: NY1 News, 8/22/08http://www.ny1.com/Default.aspx?ArID=85021An Islamic group is trying to encourage Queens Muslims to go to the polls in November.The New York chapter of the Council on American Islamic Relations hosted a voter drive in Jamaica Friday.The group says it has been speaking at mosques and community centers around the city and hosting candidate forums to tell people why it is important to get involved.Some neighborhood people said the effort appears to be working... |
| Date: 2008-08-25 23:57:43 - Added by: Guest |
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